Bumper Stickers

Mensajes autoadhesivos en inglés que pegamos en nuestros autos
para que el de atrás piense que entendemos lo que dicen...

• I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.

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• Work is for people who don't have Internet access

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• Keep thinking

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• Have fun in bed with someone you love. Read a story to your kid tonight.

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• I've forgotten more than I ever learned

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• I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader

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• My God can beat up your God

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• I am in shape! (Round is a shape)

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• I have not yet begun to procrastinate

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• Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm

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• You, off my planet!!

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• Stupidity should be painful.

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• I swear to drunk I'm not God

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• I'm not as think as you dumb I am

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• If you're happy and you know it, get out of my way!

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